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Iron Man 2

2010-10-04T23:08:00.004-02:30

The inevitable sequel. I was pleasantly surprised by the first Iron Man. I went in thinking it would be another garbage superhero movie, but it turned out to be pretty decent. Iron Man 2, however, does not hold up. It turned into the same generic crap I expected the first one to be. Boring action sequences, unfunny jokes, and an overall lack of excitement or tension. The best part of the whole movie was Scarlett Johansson in her bra. I like Sam Rockwell, but in this movie it just seemed like he was trying to do a Gary Oldman impression. Maybe Iron Man 3 will be better . . . but probably not.

Hot Tub Time Machine

2010-06-28T10:15:00.002-02:30

A hot tube transports four guys back to the 80s. This movie is what it is, boobs, gross out, and jokes about sucking dick. It's pretty funny, but they could have done more with the whole 80s thing. One of the quotes on the case says "funnier than the Hangover", which it isn't, but it's still worth a watch.

Mystery Team

2010-05-31T00:17:00.002-02:30

Teens who play detective need to solve a murder. Really Good. Derrick comedy have some funny sketches, and Donald Glover is awesome on Community, but that doesn't necessarily translate in to a good movie. In this case, thought, it did. Laughs throughout, and the pace was good, no dragging. There are a couple of pretty gross parts, i'm not sure how they managed to get a PG in Canada. Great first film from Derrick, and i hope the get to make another.

Also, RIP Dennis Hopper. i'm going to try and watch The Osterman Weekend soon.

Art & Copy

2010-04-27T22:40:00.003-02:30

Documentary about Advertising. Doug Pray does it again. I can't say it's as awesome as Scratch, but it's still a pretty entertaining doc. Interviews with big names in advertising, and a look at some of the most famous campaigns they created. Never dull, and there's no real agenda, just information.

Also watched recently: The Hurt Locker, I don't know if i would have pegged this for best picture, but it's pretty good all the same.

Astro Boy

2010-03-18T21:50:00.003-02:30

Robot boy is a hero. What can i say about Astro boy, i've read a lot of the original manga, and loved the 80's tv series, so i consider myself a fan, and that might be why i didn't really like this movie. The animation was fine, and the original characters worked well, but the astro boy parts just didn't do it for me. Why not make up a new hero or something, there's no need to take an established character with a rich history and fuck with it. They did the whole origin thing too, which just burns up screen time and doesn't really add anything to the movie. It's not as horrible as i thought it might be, but it's still not very good. I'll take my animated astro boy in 2-D with an awesome theme song thank you.

Also watched recently: Ninja Assassin. Fun, never tries to be anything more then what it is, straight action.

Where The Wild Things Are

2010-02-27T01:02:00.003-03:30

Boy runs away to a fantasy world inhabited by monsters. Too damn serious. They took away a lot of the whimsy that the book had in favor of a slightly more detailed plot that didn't really add anything to the movie. Visually it was great, but the sense of fun just wasn't there. Might have worked better as a cartoon, or better yet, just a short film.

Also watched recently: The Box. Not that great, over-complicates what was a decent short story.

Surrogates

2010-01-31T23:53:00.002-03:30

People use robot doubles to lead their daily lives. I didn't expect very much going into this movie, but it turn out to be pretty good, which was kind of a surprise. The concept was really interesting, and although they didn't use it to it's fully potential the end result was still entertaining. The "robot" Bruce Willis was kinda funny looking. Decent action-y sci-fi.

Also watched recently: Planet Hulk. These new Marvel direct-to-dvd cartoons come pretty close to being good, but just fall short. It's like they haven't quite decided if they're targeting kids or adults.

Big Fan

2010-01-16T01:26:00.002-03:30

A football fan gets brutally beaten. Marketed as a dark comedy, this movie was kinda dark, but not really that much of a comedy. Patton Oswalt is great as the NY Giants fanatic which i guess comes in part from him channeling his own nerdiness. Overall it's a good movie, but my one major problem with it is that it's a bit too short, it starts to end just when it really gets going.

Also watched recently: I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell. Boring, not very funny, and a lot less boobs then i expected.

Youth In Revolt

2010-01-13T23:36:00.004-03:30

Dude wants to get laid. It's been said before, and it's true, Michael Cera plays almost the same character in every movie, and this one is pretty much no different. The whole awkward nerd thing is getting a bit played. His alter ego was funny, but wasn't on screen a whole lot. It's hard to knock a movie that has Zach Galifianakis, Fred Willard, and Steve Buscemi, but really it was light on laughs.

Also watched recently: Moon. Excellent Sci Fi, highly recommended.

Train

2010-01-07T20:07:00.003-03:30

Thora Birch hitches a ride on a torture train. Was this movie gory? Yes. Was it scary? No, in fact it was kinda boring. Fake blood is cheap, so i guess it's easier to fill up the movie with that then pretty much anything else. Another lame entry in the tourist torture sub-genre. Thora Birch wasn't even naked, so basically it was a total let down.

Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs

2010-01-02T14:26:00.003-03:30

Amateur scientist invents a machine that makes it rain food. Pretty much everything an adult could want in a kid's movie. Nice visuals, great cast, and actually really funny. The plot is fairly predictable, but that's par for the course as far as kid's movies go. Way better the shrek sequels and all that other garbage. I only wish Will Forte had a bigger role.

FrankenHooker

2009-11-11T00:19:00.002-03:30

A dude rebuilds his dead girlfriend with parts from prostitutes. Nudity and gore, about what you'd expect from a movie with a title like FrankenHooker. It's decently entertaining, and not too long or dragged out, but i guess you've kinda got to have specific tastes in the first place to want to watch something like this. From the director of Basket Case, so there's that.

Dance Flick

2009-09-12T22:44:00.002-02:30

A parody of various dance movies. I kinda expected better from the Wayans brothers, seeing as they are partly responsible for the current wave of horrible parody films. Scary Movie 1 & 2 were both pretty good, although i haven't watched them in years, so maybe they don't hold up, but Dance Flick is pretty much pure crap, like most of the other ______ Movie abominations. There's a laugh or two to be had, but the rest of the movie is so bad it's hardly worth it. I guess it's tolerable if it's free, but i wouldn't suggest paying any money to watch it.

The Final Destination

2009-09-06T15:45:00.002-02:30

Same plot as the last three, a bunch of people escape dying in some accident and then "death" hunts them down. Presented in glorious "Real D" 3D. The Story and characters aren't very good, but the real appeal of this franchise has always been the kills, and unfortunately, they are lacking in this movie. The volume is there, plenty of people get killed, but it just isn't as creative and fun as the previous films. The 3D looks good on the whole, but it's just unnecessary in some parts. I don't need to see somebody reading a newspaper in 3D. This is probably a renter at best.

In Theatres . . .

2009-08-11T13:42:00.002-02:30

Recently i've seen Bruno, The Hangover, and Up. The Hangover was the best of the three, Up looked nice, and Bruno was pretty funny, but all in all not as good as Borat.

I'm really excited to see Ponyo, hopefully we'll get it here in Backwatersville.

Gran Torino

2009-06-10T22:13:00.002-02:30

War veteran doesn't like that his neighborhood is filling up with asians. I've liked pretty much all of the Clint Eastwood directed movies that I've seen, but this is definitely one of the best. The Walt Kowalski character is amazing. It's a fairly serious movie, especially at the end, but I was cracking up through most of it. Watch with subtitles on for the full effect.

Watchmen + others

2009-04-04T21:07:00.002-02:30

Watchmen

Read the comic. This movie isn't terrible, definitely not as bad as it could have been, but it leaves out, or changes so many things that it can't possibly compare to the comic. I know some of it was necessary, they couldn't have a zillion hour film, blah, blah, blah, but some of the changes wouldn't have effected the run time and just seemed pointless. Also, the soundtrack was down right horrible. Too many little things just bothered me, and i couldn't really get into it.

Role Models

Two guys have to mentor kids as part of community service. For a while i wasn't sold on this one, the commercials made it look kinda crappy, but it turns out it's pretty awesome. Good characters, good writing and a good director. One of the funniest movies i've seen all year.

Punisher: War Zone

The Punisher kills lots of bad guys. The first couple of scenes in this movie are excellent, and then it kinda goes downhill from there. It never gets really bad, just pretty cheesy, and i wished that it had stuck more to the what it was in the beginning, just the Punisher killing mobsters, isn't of going with a more comic booky type villain.

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Jr.

Ace Ventura's son is on the case. A good try, but i laughed a lot more at the movie then with it. The original Ace Venture was Jim Carrey at his best, and that's a hard act to follow. Seems like there's zero budget. If you do watch it you'll probably laugh more at the "Pandas" then you will for the entire rest of the movie.

Bolt

Super dog has to save his master. There were a few laughs, and it looked good, but overall this movie was very predictable, and kinda boring, but that's kids' movies for ya.

Let The Right One In

A vampire lives next door. Not much happening in this movie, it's pretty slow, but an interesting take on vampires. It also runs kinda long, and probably could have been trimmed a fair bit without doing too much damage. The ending is awesome.

Twilight

Vampires in a small town. These aren't your father's vampires, they're your little sister's masturbation fodder. All through the movie i just imagined Edward talking in a Christopher Walken voice. I can only hope that SNL gets Walken to host again soon, and they do a sketch about this, or if not Walken, then maybe Bill Hader.

Ong Bak 2

Tony Jaa kicks a lot of ass yet again. Not as good as the first Ong Bak, and i definitely didn't dig the cliffhanger ending, but there's still plenty of great action and mayhem. Ong Bak 3 can't come soon enough.

a bunch

2009-03-09T23:54:00.004-02:30

Steep

Documentary about the origins of big mountain and extreme skiing. In general i'm not particularly interested in skiing, but this movie managed to keep my attention for pretty much the entire run time. Looks really good, lots of great shots of the mountains and the skiers doing what they do best. Exciting and kinda sad.

The Midnight Meat Train

Photographer investigates strange goings on in the subway. One of the better horror films to come out of 2008. There's not really a whole lot in terms of plot in this move, and the gore is pretty over the top, but that's a lot of what the movie has going for it. None of the characters are super annoying, which is one thing that's seems to be in a lot of movies these days. The character you "love to hate", but really it'd just be better if there weren't' there at all. If for nothing else then the scene with Ted Raimi alone makes this one worth watching.

Still Waiting

Restaurants compete for customers. The (long awaited?) sequel to Waiting. Some characters for the original make brief appearances, but it's mostly a new cast. I'll watch pretty much anything with Andy Milonakis in it, and John Michael Higgins is usually pretty awesome. This one had it's laughs, wasn't too bad. I'd probably rate it slightly below the first Waiting.

Persepolis

The story of the youth of an Iranian girl, adapted from a comic. I read the comic before seeing the movie, and some of the parts i liked from the comic were either omitted of shortened, which was kind of a shame. Overall thought, this is a good movie, especially the animation, it really captures the art style from the comic.

Old School

A bunch of thirtysomethings try to start a fraternity. I heard this was funny, but i'm not a big fan of Will Ferrell, or Vince Vaughn for that matter. It has it's moments, but i wasn't crazy about it.

Futurama: Into The Wild Green Yonder

Further adventures of the Planet Express crew. I'm not really sure where i'd rank this among the other movies. It has it's ups and downs, like all of 'em. I'm really more interested in seeing them relaunch the show again. The shorter format seems to work a lot better, all the movies seemed kinda dragged out to me. Guess it's wait and see.

Wrong Turn 2: Dead End

More hillbilly cannibals. Not much to say about this, some ok kills, but for the most part it was kinda boring. Henry Rollins as a marine was funny, he's pretty much the only reason to watch this.

Buckaroo Banzai is awesome, plus others

2009-02-13T16:09:00.003-03:30

Aladdin

Poor boy falls in love, finds magic lamp. Hadn't watched this movie in years, and it didn't really hold up as well as I was expecting. I guess that's probably because it's obviously targeted at kids, and everything just seems a little more boring and predictable when you're older. Songs are still alright though, and it's one of Robin Williams better performances before he just became kinda a joke.

The Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai Across The Eighth Dimension

Buckaroo Banzai has to stop the evil Dr. Lizardo. This movie is a cult classic, and with good cause. Awesome characters, ridiculous situations, and the promise of a sequel that was never made. There's also a They Live kinda thing going on, or really it's the other way around I guess, but either way it's a plus.

9 To 5: Days In Porn

Documentary about the modern porn industry in america. This isn't about porn as right or wrong, it's just about the lives of various people who work in the industry, producers, directors, agents, and stars. It's pretty interesting, but there's a bunch of graphic sex, as you might expect, so it's probably not for everybody.

[REC]

Crazy stuff happens at an apartment complex, and a film crew is there to see it. I'm not much for these fake documentry style movies (except mockumentarys), but this one was actually really good. The premise of the camera being there in the first place wasn't too ridiculous, and there's a good flow overall. At just under 75 minutes it's pretty short, but that works really well in this case, as anything longer would have just been unnecessary padding. [REC] has already been remade in america as Quarantine, only about a year after it was originally released. I haven't seen Quarantine yet, but I don't really see the point of doing remake that soon (or at all in the case of a lot of remakes).

Open Season 2

The further adventures of a bear and a deer. I really only watched this because Joel McHale does a voice. I couldn't even make it through the first one, and this isn't much better, if at all.

Flow

Documentary about corporations that try to control water. Interesting and scary stuff. Access to clean, safe water is really taken for granted, and eventually the bubble's gonna burst. Definitely worth watching.

Bowling For Columbine

Documentary about guns in america. Rewatching this one. Saw it when it first came out, but not since. Still interesting stuff, but this time I was a bit more critical of the way Michael Moore presents some of this ideas. He spends too much time trying to make Charlton Heston out to be the villan.

Friday The 13th (2009)

Someone is murdering people in the woods. If this was just another slasher movie with a different killer it would have been ok, but as a Friday The 13th it didn't really work for me. Not that a straight remake would have been any better, but maybe it's just time to do some new shit, all this remake nonsense is getting pretty played.

Also watched MST3K versions of Space Mutiny, Soultaker, Hobgoblins, and Future Wars, and the Rifftrax of Jurassic Park.

Too Many

2009-01-29T20:01:00.002-03:30

damn, I really need to start being more vigilant about posting. anyway . . .

My Bloody Valentine 3D (2009)

Masked killer returns in this remake. I wanted to see this movie as much for the 3D as anything else. I like the novelty of it, although it's probably better suited to short films, or maybe just certain segments in a feature length film. The movie itself is alright for a slasher, decent amount of gore, boobs (all slashers should have 'em), but I wasn't crazy about the plot changes they made. The original worked a bit better for me.

Harold

The adventures of a balding 13 year old boy. Hilarious. This movie could have easily been a pile of shit, but as it turns out it's the best comedy I've seen so far this year. Great cameos and bit parts, Spencer Breslin is awesome as Harold, and i have a new found respect for Cuba Gooding Jr. It's pretty light on plot, but it never gets boring. Awkward humor at it's finest. Definitely worth watching.

Underworld & Underworld: Evolution

Vampires vs. Werewolves. Underworld 3 just came out, so I rewatched these to get myself back up to speed, because honestly I couldn't remember a damn thing that happened in either of them. The first one is ok, but the second kinda seems like it's just getting going when it ends. I'm pretty indifferent to both of them, and I probably won't see 3 in theatres, so hopefully by the time it comes out on dvd I won't have forgotten everything again.

Max Payne

Dude looking to avenge his wife's murder. I've never played the video game, so i don't really know if the plots are similar, and I don't care to look it up. I expected this movie to be chock full of action, and it isn't. Kinda boring actually, the casting is weird and it doesn't look all that great. Disappointing, but I guess I probably had too high expectations in the first place.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Mall cop protects mall. What can I say, it had a few funny jokes, I didn't hate it, but #1 movie two weeks running is a bit much. I'm not a Kevin James fan, he was alright though. Jamal Mixon was funny, and it had Mike Vallely(woo). My big question is: after seeing a joke a zillion times in the trailer is it still funny enough to warrant laughing out loud during the actual film? My answer: no. The answer of practically everyone else in the audience I saw the movie with: LOL. Anyway, I can only hope that the success of this convinces the makers to do a sequel starring Jamal Mixon.

I also recently watched the MST3K versions of Laserblast and Time Chasers, both hilarious.

Movie Threesome

2009-01-18T21:30:00.002-03:30

Pineapple Express

Dude witnesses a murder and he and his drug dealer have to go on the lam. Definitely funny, but not something I'm dying to watch again anytime soon. I don't really have a lot to say about this movie, the humor is pretty similar to most of the movies from the Apatow crew. It's pretty violent for a comedy, not just slapstick, but real blood and gore and death type stuff. On the whole I didn't think that meshed very well with the silliness of most of the movie, but in the end it's still pretty good.

In The Heat Of The Night

Detective traveling home gets caught up in murder case in a small town. Just re-watching a classic. Sidney Poitier is great, and Rod Steiger kills it as Police Chief Gillespie. Amazing supporting cast too, really gives the feel of a seedy, isolated small town. Quincy Jones does the music, and that's awesome as well. One of my favorite movies, and I loved the book too. This is one of the few movies that actually does justice to it's source material, and some might say, surpasses it.

The World According To Monsanto

Documentary about the Monsanto corporation. Lots of interesting, and scary facts and points-of-view in this movie. Tends to be fairly bias, talking mostly to people can be considered anti-monsanto, but I'm not going to fault it for that. My major problem with this film was the segues, and presentation of facts, and quotes. A lot of it is done in a blacked out studio, where you can see only the director and a Mac infront of her. She introduces and segues to different topics by typing keywords into google, and looking at various webpages and search results. I felt that cheapened the movie a bit. I would have even preferred the more traditional, and kinda boring voiceover with stock footage approach. One other thing that's not necessarily a flaw, but maybe a missed opportunity is the voiceover itself. The director is French, but can and does speak english to interview most of the individuals in the movie. Since she speaks quite a bit anyway, and most of the voiceover is read like she was speaking it, I don't see why she didn't just narrate the whole movie. I think that would have resulted in a much better flow.

Double Feature: My Best Friend's Girl, Tokyo Gore Police

2009-01-15T23:18:00.002-03:30

My Best Friend's Girl

A guy falls in love with the girl his best friend wants to marry. Frankly, I expected better from Howard Deutch, but maybe I'm kidding myself. His first three movies were excellent(sez me), but after that it was kinda a downward slide. Dane Cook stars, and as cliche as it is to say, people tend to either love him or hate him. In terms of his stand-up, I am of the former, but most of the movies he's been in leave something to be desired. Jason Biggs I am indifferent too, and I don't like Kate Hudson. Alec Baldwin is funny, no surprise, but he's barely in the movie. Overall, there are very few laughs, but most of it is pretty boring. Maybe Dane Cook should try doing something besides these romantic/vulgar comedy fusions he keeps churning out.

Tokyo Gore Police

Cops have to hunt down evil mutants. Retarded, over the top gore for gore's sake. Pretty good as long as you don't expect much more then blood spraying all over the place every few minutes. It'd be too hard for me to try to do the movie justice with a written description (that's a cop out, I know), so just watch it and see for yourself. Be warned, there's massive amounts of gore (it's right there in the title) and other bizarre shit, but I don't think any of it looks real enough to be too upsetting. At first I was kinda unimpressed with this movie, but as it went on it grew on me, and I ended up liking it, proving that sheer ridiculousness is enough to sell me on something.

The Week In Movies

2009-01-12T23:29:00.002-03:30

Ping Pong Playa

Basketball loving kid has to win the big ping pong tournament. I rolled the dice on this one, looked like it could be terrible or awesome. Turns out it leans more toward awesome, but not quite there. Good cast, pretty funny, didn't drag too much. One thing that kinda annoyed me was the swearing, which was bleeped out by sound effects. I didn't get that, either write it without cursing, or just let it be said.

Chasing Ghosts: Beyond The Arcade

A documentary that catches up with some of the great video game players of the early 80's. Great stuff, really interesting and funny, plus erotic art. Kind of like King Of Kong, except with a broader scope, and less manufactured drama. Probably not for everybody, but I enjoyed it.

My Bloody Valentine

Masked killer hacks up people on Valentine's Day. Watched this in preparation to see the 3D remake coming out soon. I like my slasher films with plenty of gore, but this didn't deliver. Apparently a lot was cut out by the MPAA (bastards), but will be restored for the first time in an upcoming dvd release. One of the best parts is the song that plays over the end credits. I liked the killer, and the concept, so I'll be checking out the uncut version, but as it stands, the old version just isn't that great.

Shred

Washed up snowboards try to get back on top by opening a training camp. Tom Green (say what you will) was the main reason I rented this movie. Turns out that even though he gets top billing he's really only a supporting, almost minor, character. The ol' bait and switch. I like Dave England ok too, but either way this movie is bad. Not very funny, kinda slow, overused plot. A waste of time.

Up The Yangtze

Documentary about a family affected by the damming of the Yangtze river. I really liked this one, but I may be a little bias because of my interest in (fetish for?) asian culture and such. Looks great. Kinda sad, even though everything seems to sort of work out in the end. I acutally watched a lot of the special features on the dvd, which is something I quite rarely do. Maybe the focus could have been a little broader, but over all, pretty awesome.

Double Feature: Sukiyaki Western Django, Disaster Movie

2009-01-07T19:11:00.004-03:30

Sukiyaki Western Django

Like most of the other Takashi Miike films I've seen this was violent, bizarre, and entertaining. It's doesn't try to be an authentic western, but I didn't expect it to anyway. Having the whole cast speak english is an interesting idea, but it gets pretty annoying at times. It's definitely worth a watch but the dvd I rented was a cut version, missing about 20 minutes as far as i can tell, so I don't want to make a final judgement just yet.

Disaster Movie

I guess I'm a gluton for punishment, because I've watched most, if not all, of the " _______ Movie" titles that have been released. This one is no different then most, on paper there's a lot of potential, but went it comes to the actual movie the laughs are few and far between. Shit's just poorly written and poorly acted. Half the reason I watch these movies is to see just how bad they turn out. One of the few parts I genuinely liked was the "Juno" parody character, but thats probably because I really didn't like Juno, and just enjoyed seeing that movie get shit on. I really wouldn't want to pay any money to see this movie, but for free i can deal with it.

Double Feature: Hamlet 2, Bangkok Dangerous

2009-01-06T22:11:00.003-03:30

Hamlet 2

I went into this movie with high expectations, based on not a whole lot really, and came out a little disappointed. Too much time was spent on the set up and creation of the play, and the actual staging of Hamlet 2 was really short. I think it would have been much better to have the bulk of the film be the Hamlet 2 performance, and just bookend it with a short set up and conclusion. Steve Coogan was hilarious, but most of the supporting cast were kinda boring and forgettable. Worth a look, but I probably won't be watching it again anytime soon.

Bangkok Dangerous

The basic plot of this movie, ruthless assassin has a change of heart, has been done plenty of times before, so pretty much the main reason, for me at least, to watch this movie is for the action sequences. Unfortunately, Bangkok Dangerous falls pretty short in that department. For one, there aren't that many action sequences to begin with. In a movie about a hitman I expect the bullets, or blades, or whatever, to be flying frequently. My second complaint is that the quality of the action that is in the movie varies greatly. Some scenes are awesome and fun to watch, while others seem very poorly planned and executed(almost a pun.) I wouldn't recommend this one, also, Nic Cage's kinda long, greasy hair is gross. Cut that shit.

The Big List of 08

2009-01-01T12:35:00.004-03:30

In 2008 I tried to keep track of every movie I watched, and for the most part I think I succeeded. There may be a few missing, but overall it's pretty comprehensive. So, on to the list . . .

Theatre

Juno
Meets The Spartans
Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay
Kung Fu Panda
Wall-E
The Dark Knight
Tropic Thunder
Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist
Saw V
Zach & Miri Make A Porno
Quantum Of Solace

DVD/Computer

Half Baked
Men In Black
Men In Black 2
Porn Star: The Legend Of Ron Jeremy
Hell House
Devil's Playground
Word Wars
Billy Madison
Grandma's Boy
Good Luck Chuck
High School High
Bully
Sydney White
The Ten
Helvetica
The Comebacks
Waiting
The Invasion
The King Of Kong
Hitman
Dragon Heat
Shoot 'Em Up
Zapped!
Best In Show
Art School Confidential
We Own The Night
Wedding Daze
Tekkon Kinkreet
Johnny Mnemonic
30 Days Of Night
For The Bible Tells Me So
Con Air
The Rock
My Kid Could Paint That
Face/Off
Fuck
In The Shadow Of The Moon
The Matrix Reloaded
No Country For Old Men
I Am Legend
The Mist
The Reaping
Automaton Transfusion
G.I. Joe: The Movie
Amazon Women On The Moon
The Groove Tube
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
Kids In The Hall Brain Candy
Aliens Vs. Predator: Requiem
Roadhouse
Death Sentence
Cloverfield
Prom Night
Storm Warning
Akira
Surviving The Game
Philadelphia
The Golden Compass
Under Siege
Iron Man
Untraceable
The Godfather
The Silence Of The Lambs
Red Dragon
Hannibal
The Godfather Part II
Raiders Of The Lost Ark
Strange Brew
The Cottage
Rambo
The Onion Movie
The Exorcist
Jason X
Jumper
Wieners
Be Kind Rewind
Futurama: The Beast With A Billion Backs
Lake Of Fire
Drillbit Taylor
Vantage Point
The Legend Of Billie Jean
3:10 To Yuma
Superhero Movie
Bank Job
Batman Gotham Knight
Freddy Got Fingered
Desperate Measures
Hellboy
21
Survival Quest
Rock School
Fully Flared
Finishing The Game
Lost Boys: The Tribe
Wanted
Doomsday
Punk's Not Dead
Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Triloquist
CJ7
The Orphanage
Prom Night(2008)
Outpost
The Dead Zone
Son of Rambow
The Philadelphia Experiment
My Darling Clementine
Next Avengers: Heros Of Tomorrow
A/K/A Tommy Chong
House
The Fly
The Fly II
Cool Runnings
Forbidden Kingdom
star Wars The Clone Wars
Playing Columbine
Baby Mama
Speed Racer
Risky Business
Bigger, Stronger, Faster
Babylon A.D.
Planet B-Boy
The Strangers
The Incredible Hulk
Halloween II
Million Dollar Baby
Mystic River
Bender's Game
Flags Of Our Fathers
Mitchell (MST3K)
Five Easy Pieces
Taxi Driver
It
War Inc.
The Burning
Hancock
The Substitute
Wall-E
The Transporter
Gonzo
Step Brothers
Transporter 2
Wrong Turn
Anchorman
MST3K: The Movie
Man On Wire
Poultrygeist
Ghostbusters
Christmas Vacation
Ghostbusters II
Death Race
American Teen
Aliens
Alien Resurrection
Werewolf (MST3K)

I gotta say that I'm a little disappointed in myself, at the beginning of 2008 I figured I'd be watching way more movies during the year. Oh well, that just gives me a goal for 2009.

starting things off wrong

2009-01-01T12:25:00.003-03:30

I'm jumping into this face first, and it might fail horribly. But it's worth a try, at least for a little while. I figure I'm gonna try to make this some kinda of movie review type thing, since I don't really have anything else very interesting to write about, but that's not to say i won't just be posting random crap sometimes.

For entertainment purposes only.