9.12.2009

Dance Flick

A parody of various dance movies. I kinda expected better from the Wayans brothers, seeing as they are partly responsible for the current wave of horrible parody films. Scary Movie 1 & 2 were both pretty good, although i haven't watched them in years, so maybe they don't hold up, but Dance Flick is pretty much pure crap, like most of the other ______ Movie abominations. There's a laugh or two to be had, but the rest of the movie is so bad it's hardly worth it. I guess it's tolerable if it's free, but i wouldn't suggest paying any money to watch it.

9.06.2009

The Final Destination

Same plot as the last three, a bunch of people escape dying in some accident and then "death" hunts them down. Presented in glorious "Real D" 3D. The Story and characters aren't very good, but the real appeal of this franchise has always been the kills, and unfortunately, they are lacking in this movie. The volume is there, plenty of people get killed, but it just isn't as creative and fun as the previous films. The 3D looks good on the whole, but it's just unnecessary in some parts. I don't need to see somebody reading a newspaper in 3D. This is probably a renter at best.